Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”
*kisses muscles* i got these babys from typing on tumblr dot com
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.